“Stop using your phone while it’s charging.” iPhone users:😂

Can’t money fall from the sky and land on my laps!

I don't think I have a dream job, I just wanna be paid. I have a dream life😭

I hate embarrassment. I hate public humiliation. Don't ever put me in a situation where people can laugh at me and talk about me.

the whole “read before you go to bed to get sleepy” thing does not apply to me because i will be up till 5am if the book is worth it-

nobody: me on twitter:🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁🔁

Do you visualize everything while reading a book? As if you are watching a movie?

This guy said he forgot the gift😂😂 he asked for my acct number and sent 1,500. I bought cake, wine and perfume for him, I rather share it for everyone at the office and send him 500 airtime in return😒

"Close your books. We are going to the computer lab"

A good time to make this spread and trend again……. Let’s go ! Jesus just has to be who He says He is. No one gives this joy that He gives. We celebrate our king, JESUS !

If you ever pretended you love me and made me lose who truly loved me. You will marry 14 times and you will marry wrong!!!!

I want Christmas money 😔

Text in full, I'm educated.

Even now, it can happen. May a last minute, 11th hour miracle BREAKFORTH for some here in Jesus’ name !

Day 365/365. Thank you Jesus.

Happy New Year! It’s gonna be an amazing one! 🥂

If this comes across your TL I’m begging you to repost. Remember nothing is too small to give. Let’s help Oyindamola please 🙏

Happy new year🩵💙

May the Mercy of God clean out everything messy in your life in Jesus name!!! #AMEN