It’s that time of the year again

My villain arc is based off of my new obsession with Pina Coladas, stage one Pina Coladas, stage two fancy new blender, standby for stage three

Crazy Frog has died.

Deebo with 31 points through three quarters.

THE KING OF THE FOURTH HAS ARRIVED.

Finally happy about 420

Me leaving the DMV after succeeding in 1/4 of my DMV related tasks on my 5th attempt

My therapist went 10 minutes over our session time today to explain why my one liners weren’t landing

me to whoever’s behind me in mario kart

Stirring the pot for the plot

Olivia Newton John was the love of my life in my most formative years

Just got told for the first time in 5 years I look like hobo Johnson and I’m back in the worst years of my life

Okay what am I missing with all this corn shit

New songs out, rest of the EP out in a week.

Trying to think of a good tweet about WWF II (words with friends 2) and WW II but I’m coming up short someone do it for me plz