"So, I suck one dick and I'm a dick sucker, but I build one bridge and I'm no build bridger"

Overheard between two customers "just because I took the money doesn't mean I was selling anything"

Heard from a manager "My worst fear is waking up dead"

"What brings you in today?" "Just lookin" "Just lookin? Ya know, If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that today I'd have 6 dollars" "That'll get you dinner." "I can't even afford a Big Mac at this point"

The shit some people say makes me believe Idiocracy is a documentary.

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made) I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours