"I have two friends as well."

"Every time I drink water I hear a tiny scream going down my throat."

"And the pilgrims were there."

"Here's a glass of fjord."

"The 50s sucked. Fuck that."

"Some people produce corn."

"Will you fucking shut up?"

"That is not the WAP that Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion were talking about."

"The RSPCA in Darwin recommends killing captured amphibians by smearing them with hemorrhoid cream. The cream acts as an anesthetic. It is also useful for treating hemorrhoids."

"This is scintillating. Let's move on."

"Children and serial killers!"

"Back to our smart friend John."

Think I heard All Bad Things Podcast and davidostlouis say this account should be active again and so this is me pointing them in the general direction of the out of context quotes that have been posted recently. 🗺

"Sorry John. I'm getting you confused with the plane!"

"They were there, you know, committing sexual assaults and burying people in the desert."

"I need a Truman in my life."

"Catatonia is nothing to laugh at. As we laugh." (This is an oldie but a goodie.)

"I am more lazy than I am proud." Me too, Rachel. #ep31

"Is Rubella whooping cough?"