Old men love their recliners. They adopt it as the captain's chair. I see them as unappealing. Be the change you wish to see in the world.

Bidens' bartender is going to get a pink slip tomorrow. That cocktail had a slow release.

At the ripe age of 246, Biden has discovered the mighty Chumbawamba.

Donald Herbert Hoover Trump Joseph Woodrow Wilson Biden Vote 2024.

I prefer to see if they float.

My breakfast has been two coffees and a small sonic milkshake. I am ready for war.

One thing about compounding factors is that at first they seem fine until you see the avalanche accelerating. At that point there are few options.

If the Fed goes through with this to any extent, you'll be paying two dollars per egg. It took a long time to climb this mountain and now we either set up camp and ride out the storm or trust fall into the abyss for a rapid descent.

All y'all talking about Stipe Miocic being old as shit. Have we forgotten the mighty Couture? Do we remember Glover Texiera? No one even knows how old Romero is and John Rambo defied expectations in Last Blood. Point being that we can't sleep on him. He's gonna bury Bones.

Lost 25 pounds over the last year. Started at 190lbs and have hit (and stabilized) at 165. Thought this would be a lean point to start tacking on mass. Gonna need to drop another 15 after looking in the mirror. Abs are just starting to poke. Dean Turner nailed this theme

Vaginas only, please.

Lunch

Foundation Father | M.A. Franklin Yes but Taco Bell is hot, so you can melt cheese on poop and it’s better than a bad cold sandwich.

At a median price between $300-$400K. That 25 grand will cover closing costs and around 25-30%of a down payment. Only thing you have to bring? An additional $45-$60K on top of the headache that is buying a house.

The reassuring aspect of this upcoming election is that no matter who wins we will still continue to spend a guhjillion more dollars than we can afford.

My nomination for Press Secretary under Trump 2.0

Cocaine in the White House.