🎵 Every time it rains, it rains Bourbon from heaven... I found out each cloud contains Bourbon from heaven... 🎵

Last night I dreamed I ate a 15 pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my pillow...

Happy Father's Day all you fellas! To all my 817 kids, I love you. But next year, all of you go in together and get one big gift. I'm gonna be opening ugly neckties for a week and a half... Oooooooooh!

You just remember the great words of Joe E Lewis who said "A friend in need is a pest!"

On this date in 1996, they closed our home. After 44 years, The Sands Hotel would close forever. I can still hear the clink of the glasses and silverware in the Copa Room and smell the smoke from the casino floor. Salut, baby. We miss ya!

Happy 4th of July, pallies! As we approach a night filled with fireworks and fun, we hope all of you will celebrate responsibly. If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

🎵 All day, all night, what a job! I just found out that Mr Clean's a dirty slob... 🎵

I don't know about you, but I'm ready for a drink or ten.

It was 117° in Vegas today. Either we moved down south to Hell or Frank pissed Ava off again... Oooooooooh!

I'd have to say my own... Oooooooooh!

I need a drink like Mother Nature needs her meds adjusted...

I can't go five minutes... Oooooooooh!

The absolutely incredible, incomparable Tony Bennett has officially retired from performing. We have had no greater thrill in life than watching Tony command the stage and captivate an audience. We love you pally!

Jeanne's mother is excited. It's almost Pumpkin Spice Metamucil season! Oooooooooh!

I'll take "That was quick" for $600...

I need a drink like Facebook needs to turn itself off and back on again...

Hear ye! Hear ye! This lovely lady here is one of our own. So pour the pretty lady a drink already!

Alright pallies, it's been a while. Smokey changed the password again and then we started playin Hide & Go Drink. Smokey hid while I drank... Oooooooooh! What'd we miss?

Don't mind us. There's just been so much talk about busting ghosts lately we're keepin quiet. Don't wanna take no chances! But don't worry - this weekend Smokey's doin some shows in Oklahoma - get your tickets for Sammy in Summerville... Oooooooooh!

We got a new angel today. Stephen Sondheim, composer of some of the most beautiful songs in history including one of Frank's favorites, "Send In The Clowns", died today at age 91. Not A Day Goes By that we won't miss you, pally!