All I’m saying it would have been helpful to have a parenting class at the hospitals about feeding older kids because no one tells you it takes an hour for your kids to eat three bites. WHERE ARE YOU NOW LA LECHE LEAGUE?! #parenting #kids #ToddlerLife

Who wants to tell him? #IDIC

I said to my wife "Do you think anyone will commit suicide because they could not get an abortion?" She instantly replied "yes." Then she added "there will be all those boyfriends and husbands that murder them because they couldn't get one too" and that shook my fucking world.

He really thought he could simultaneously hijack a vehicle and choke out a mf with those tiny little hands 🤣

What an honor to be on The Orville with Seth MacFarlane and Rena Owen. I might be as old as yesterday, but with all this new technology they make me look as new as tomorrow! I really hope the fans enjoy it as much as I enjoyed being a part of it.

"this has really ruined Maroon 5 for me" - me in 2002 hearing Maroon 5 for the first time

Shumla.org is preserving the oldest “books” in North America and we are SO CLOSE to our fundraising goal for 2022. Love this org so much.

Thank you, @ShumlaArch for doing all you do to preserve the oldest “books” in North America.

One the best descriptions of what Shumla does is a 7 minute piece on Marta’s Public Radio. marfapublicradio.org/blog/nature-no…

When men refer to themselves as "alpha males", I hear that in the context of software, where alpha versions are unstable, missing important features, filled with flaws, and not fit for the public.

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Shumla’s 2022 campaign is rocking. Want to be the one to push us over our goal to preserve the oldest books in North America? I bet I could arrange a balloon drop. shumla.org/2022campaign/

Less than a hundred stickers left!  Get them before they’re gone by ordering The Nazi Conspiracy right now here: read.macmillan.com/promo/fibnazic…. #MerryChristmas and #HappyHanukkah

Gift giving season and the list is still looming? Order Shumla Treks Gift Vouchers! Visit the oldest books in North America. shumla.org/shumla-treks-g…

Want to live your Dr. Indiana Jones dreams? Come with me and discover the oldest “books” in North America. youtu.be/Evy8yT6ZM6I

Awww, @KarenKilgariff. It’s y’all’s origin story! tiktok.com/t/ZTRbWb4SX/

Sad news: Our I am Billie Jean King book is now under review in Leon County after a parent complained. "I think it's sad," King said. “I'm very big on inclusion, everybody being their authentic self.” Let me add: This is a frivolous & meritless complaint. tallahassee.com/story/news/loc…

OUR NEW COMIC PROJECT: GHOST MACHINE! Creator-owned. Character-driven. Partnered EXCLUSIVELY with Image Comics. Me. Jason Fabok. Gary Frank. Bryan Hitch. Geoff Johns. Lamont Magee. Francis Manapul. Brad Peter J. Tomasi. Maytal Zchut. Read more: nytimes.com/2023/10/12/bus…