Nigga was so bored he became God

When someone chooses your comfort over their own, keep them.

Unexpected 💀

That one virgin girl with zero body count who loves you unconditionally, isn't greedy and cares for you and always supports you. Sad that most men will never find such a girl.

Andrew Tate joined a 𝕏 space to argue against an AI version of TopG. 😭 Never deleting this App. 🤣

“USA bombs North Korea by mistake” Kim Jong Un and Team:

You go think say I guide until I become your boyfriend

retiring from airport girlfriend duties 🔒❤️

Surprised huh?!!💀💀🤣💀💀💀😂😂

When you get a girlfriend but your toxic past is calling you

Time flies, you know.

The U.A.E has truly shown class since the conflict began 🇦🇪 ✅

the masculine urge to guide>>>

dear algorithm, please show this tweet only to people who are going to win by the end of the year no matter what

Self Respect >> Feelings

Top 3 male canon events: 1. Seeing your dad start to slow down 2. Trying to change a party girl 3. Realizing you built a woman for the next man

Another day to remind you that - $5 is a lot of money - $10 is a lot of money - $50 is a lot of money - $100 is a lot of money - $200 is a lot of money Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise