i’m pushing 30 and my friends telling me they’re pregnant still scares me as if we’re teenagers. like are you really sure about this, diva??

Just Shazamed a song I liked and it was by Meghan Trainor. This sucks man I’m killing myself

Those pussies in Europe bout to learn about fentanyl n hell cats

don't ask me for relationship advice cause i'll tell you to kill him

Saquon: this isn't a revenge game. also Saquon:

just got revenge on someone who wronged me 6 years ago. never be relaxed ever. i’m coming

If Mahomes got hit the way Jalen Hurts did, the NFL would execute the player who hit him

NFL Washington Commanders Commanders after getting smoked by hurts in the first quarter and then beating Kenny Pickett

and we like our birds in the playoffs

Hacker : I have all your passwords Me : OMG thank you what are they

quite possibly the gag of the century

This is MAGNIFICENT. 10/10 pettiness, no notes

saquon barkley is a beautiful name for a baby girl

Saquon whenever the Eagles need a big play:

yo fuck the commanders. go birds.

Saquon: "my daughter, when I told her that we were going to Philly. she kind of was just like 'does that mean we're gonna win now?' and I just started smiling and I was like, hopefully." his daughter tonight:

NFL tush push commercial with Huda from Love Island 💀

THE DEFENDING CHAMPS STAY ON TOP 🦅 Eagles beat the Packers on MNF to stay the No. 1 seed in the NFC 😤