Me after using naan for my tacos instead of tortillas

We just won our Senate race! As a son of immigrants, a public school kid, I never could’ve imagined I’d get to serve as a US Senator. I’m deeply humbled and grateful to NJ and for everyone who got us here. I promise I’ll serve with honor and integrity as a public servant for all.

Jon Stewart on election night: "We're all going to have to wake up tomorrow morning and work like hell to move the world to the place that we prefer it to be." #DailyShow

Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock’s SNL bit when Donald Trump won in 2016 holds up still. I’m shocked this many people are shocked.

This is what we do now.

So North Carolina went blue across the board except for president. Dem Governor, Dem Lt Governor, Dem school superintendent, Dem AG, and 2 dem reps. And Trump. Do I have that right?

women voters: how are you feeling that after more than 200 years, we still have not elected a woman for president? share all the thoughts and feelings with The Washington Post in our callout. we're also looking for video submissions too! washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/11…

Mr Biden, I need you to stand up, straighten your back and make some things shake before your departure xoxo the women in america 💙

We should all be worried.

FLAVOR FLAV THANKS for reminding us ladies FLAVOR FLAV to fight the power ; ) ✊

HARRIS: “Only when it is dark enough, can you see the stars.”

VP Harris: “While I concede this election, I do not concede the fight that fueled this campaign.”

Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

I needed this. You’re welcome.

A lot of people are going to be wondering why they are unemployed if Trump stops aid to Ukraine. USians not being able to comprehend that the monetary amounts they see as being sent to Ukraine are actually going to the US economy, are literally complaining about being employed.

"America will regret its decision to reelect Donald Trump" (TheHillOpinion) trib.al/OYOKtkl

We had a chance to elect a prosecutor, Senator and a vice president but America was like nah we want the convicted felon who brags about sexually assaulting women.

Teacher friends have already expressed how their undocumented (and undocumented) students are again panicked and fearful about mass deportations promised by Mr. Felonies.

NEW: Democratic Rep. Kim Schrier has won a fourth term in Washington's 8th Congressional District, fending off a challenge from her Republican challenger. The race was considered one of two races in Washington state that could help decide control of the House.

“If I have one bucket that contain two gallons and another bucket that contain seven gallons, how many buckets do I have?”