got my toes interlocked right now, plotting something evil

big fan of this bird with blue boots on

gonna crawl into my balls to figure out what it’s like to be in my bag for once

tired of school I want to play outside

i woke up sober now I’m JK rolling

what’s my favorite Zach Bryan song? I will kill us both brother

wait a second, these 2 players are really DUELing it out.. 🤺

at work farting up a storm rn

bodygaard would go nuclear if he dropped an album :^(

everytime my dog frustrates me i feel bad, i kno u not rlly kno wat goin on bingo im sorry i love you

i love you bink I'll take you to the pet store today to get a new toy

game dayyyyy Alex gl gl

wit luv n respect get me outta this country soon pls