This is a piece of history you just had to be there to witness.

Oh we getting album of the year 🤯

Dodgers up 2-0

I got too much drive, I’m a terabyte

The Washington Commanders Hail Mary set to Father Stretch My Hands

6-2

albums for people who say "yeah man i'm just tired" when asked "how are you?"

If you’re in the DC area, we’re casting additional roles in “Bust!” 🏀 E-mail [email protected] if interested!

“ When a Clown moves into the Palace, he doesn’t become a King, The Palace becomes a Circus” is a Turkish proverb which is worth heeding in the coming days.

So this trade really boils down to Dotson, Ridgeway and moving down like 10 spots from bottom 3 to top 4 for Marshon Lattimore and a 5th. Home run.

me at 6:45 pm: eh the results tonight can only stress me out. prob just gonna ignore them entirely :) me at 9:45 pm: WHERE ARE THE REST OF THE VOTES FROM MECKLENBURG COUNTY NORTH CAROLINA

trump supporters are always like “i hope you don’t hate me because of who i voted for” but based on who you voted for, i’m pretty sure you hate me

“All democracies turn into dictatorships—but not by coup. The people give their democracy to a dictator, whether it's Julius Caesar or Napoleon or Adolf Hitler. Ultimately, the general population goes along with the idea.” — George Lucas

Americans

Thank god Washington is having magical football season. All I got right now.

Donald Trump — the twice impeached former president, Jan. 6 coup leader, convicted felon, adjudicated sexual abuser, and man who mismanaged the 2020 economic implosion and coronavirus disaster that killed more than 1 million people in this country — has convinced American voters

Im very unhappy because the professional football team from the area of the country where I grew up lost a game, and I was really really hoping that theyd win

Getting tickets to this was stressful

THAT GUY