Just checking in to see how every Little Debbie product is celebrating day two of Pride Month lolwhatif.substack.com/p/what-ifcheck…

The Rehearsal (2022)

Wrote about Nathan Fielder, Derek DelGaudio, and the difference between magic and manipulation 🤡🪄lolwhatif.substack.com/p/what-ifa-lat…

love living in LA, running into celebrities on the street

Gonna be reviewing Hallmark (and Hallmark-adjacent) holiday rom-coms in haiku form for the entire month of December. Here's volume one: lolwhatif.substack.com/p/what-ifholid…

big year, big list of limited-context bests ✨ lolwhatif.substack.com/p/what-ifa-koo…

wrote about all the books I read this year without mentioning a single book I read this year! 🤡 lolwhatif.substack.com/p/what-ifto-al…

First newsletter of the year includes: - a White Lotus rec. - a Crazy Eddie commercial reel (prices so low they're insane!). - a guest rec from Olivia Crandall. whattoreadif.substack.com/p/youre-invite…

Anaconda on "Anaconda" (1997) Hell yeah, brother. ★★★★ (by Olivia Crandall) pointsincase.com/lists/movies-w…

hi i transformed into a bunch of animals and reviewed movies named after said animals pointsincase.com/lists/movies-w…

Wrote about my favorite film, Deep Water, and how the backdoor to the perfect rom-com might in fact be horny melodrama, for Elizabeth Held's latest newsletter project! meetcutemissives.substack.com/p/rom-com-meta…

New season of Not Here to Make Friends is out! nhtmfzine.com/products/not-h…

Wrote about how half the cast members on my new favorite show fail to understand the strategy and stamina it takes to be a Real Housewife

Love to be correct! 😈

✨Thrilled to announce that I am now represented by the incredible Hannah Strouth at @greenburgerlit!! ✨

Why are universities investing in weapons manufacturing? Is a question we should all be asking.