Did we ever figure out what was killing the bees? I’d like to delete the bees from around my house

It’s important to read to your baby every day so you can establish a routine of struggling to read and turn pages and hold them while the baby stares at a piece of trash on the floor

Put the baby to bed and, for something more peaceful, watched the first 20 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

After we finish love bombing the baby he gaslights us into thinking he’s gonna sleep

someone tell my baby that 'screaming, crying, throwing up' is meant to be a joke

I wrote this for WIRED inspired by my brother -- the coolest and (until I wrote this) only DeLorean owner I know.

wired.com/story/delorean…

It’s kinda crazy that they just let you name your baby whatever you want

Every day I try to get the baby interested in a book and he tries to get me interested in the ceiling fan

A truly American postpartum tradition is opening all the bills from all the out-of-network providers who rounded on you in the hospital while you were sleeping

I believe gender is a construct except that only as a boy mom do you get sprayed in the face with pee