I had to introduce new laws to discourage reckless driving! Preventing 6th graders from driving in the first place may be another one... 👮‍♂️

Well, she did ask me to "take a seat"... 😏

Which movie are you watching at this cinema? 🤔

"Chain" wrestling... 😏⛓️

"He carries a big stick - a ball & chain too!" ⛓️ If you can't already see where this is going, chains will of course bring prisoners & wardens closer together in Hard Time! My games are connected in ways my critics could never hope to comprehend...

Although Hard Time III is still a long way from being released, it's going public at the earliest opportunity to build a solid case! Check out its official Steam listing for exclusive access to the teaser trailer and a glimpse of the new logo: 🎥 store.steampowered.com/app/3009850/Ha…

I could release the new Hard Time tomorrow and it would be a decent combination of the 3D original and the 2D remake - but we can push even further. Let me COOK... 👨‍🍳

The only reason I came back was to develop for a Nintendo console, so every franchise I debut there is as thrilling as the first! 🤩 nintendo.com/us/store/produ…

Although every other platform has to fight for the right to join the launch party, they do at least have listings of their own where you can wish them into existence sooner rather than later: ✊ apps.apple.com/app/hard-time-…

🚨 ATTENTION: Hard Time III has escaped onto ALL platforms! Hunt it down now wherever you can find it... #GetBehindBars

I am going to ruin Wrestling Empire for everyone who maxes out their stats to go on an undefeated streak... 🫡

The people that wanted a bigger city were thinking too small. I was trying to take you to infinity and beyond... 💫 x.com/MDickieDotcom/…

The only thing better than "Extra Lives" is INFINITE LIVES! 🧟‍♂️ Plan A was to release a dedicated zombie game. 🦸‍♂️ Plan B was to release a dedicated superhero game. 💪 Plan C is to combine them into one mind-blowing farewell to 3D: store.steampowered.com/app/3751210/In…

When you're getting 2 games for the price of 1, you get twice as many patch notes too! Thanks to some of the more constructive feedback from early adopters on Switch, v1.0.3 of "Infinite Lives" is now strong enough to face tougher crowds in time for #Thanksgiving: 💪