Almost every woman? Including your mom,sister or daughter? Walai u really fooled me. I thought your silence meant you were smart. Turns out it was just a grave of stupidity. Women go surely disappoint u sha

Be mentally attractive.

you’d think they’re smart because they look serious… until exam day proves otherwise.

once I'm Rich, istg I've no business with +234 girls.

girls please take care of your punani for we the real eaters.

I no really suppose dey struggle like this, cuz my papa get some kin properties wey fit make me no dey broke again,But I no get mind sell am. Nah that stage I dey like this 💔

Feminist online- independent, nonchalant, unbothered, cold-hearted, reserved, avoidant, private, low-effort. Feminist Offline -Romantic, obsessed, clingy, attached, overprotective, affectionate, soft-hearted, touchy, attention-seeking

I dey strategize mentally.

androids are for broke people… until you break someone's samsung screen.

any relationship wey pass food and tfare,and thanks for coming I no do.

low views and likes will never stop me from tweeting. idc

na money woman dey call attention,if you like dey waste your time dey do 4hrs Video call.

don't call yourself a man if you haven't been to jail atleast once in your life.

Anointing oil, ice cream, okro, spoilt rice, catarrh, cum(mine), paint Palm oil, butter,hand sanitizer,fish oil,egg Nah errthing I don use soapy 💔

if nor be cuz of money,wetin go make girl crush on mavo bro looks like dehydrated corpse.

+234 girls are poor when it comes to sex. It’s funny how most of them have never cum, had an orgasm, or squirted before and they don’t even know how to moan properly. all they know how to do is form useless baddie.

even if nah once,try chop ur mama sister.