Every Narnian chronicle also passes the Bechdel test and you find me another children's book series from the 50's that also does that. OKAY NOW I'M FOR REAL DONE

travis kelce is like if larry the cucumber was a real person

do not look at the moon while driving!!!! i almost wrecked my car!!

This NYT piece is an endless stream of bangers. I swear, one of the more destructive recent cultural trends has been the combined push to frame all distress or discomfort as mental illness, and then to encourage people to form their identity around being “mentally ill.”

The story of the first Thanksgiving, told entirely historically accurately with GIFs from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. A thread.

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

You have been visited by Christmas Stanley RT for good luck in 2024, ignore for 7 years of no pretzel days

My mom gifted me a weighted hoodie (like a weighted blanket) and I put it on and I’m afraid I’ve prematurely relaxed all the way into 2024. Don’t call, don’t write, I am at peace and unavailable.

I love good wholesome dad content and this guy is killing it as a dad. 😂

god: oops i spilled my glitter the universe:

Why are middle children so dramatic 🙄😂

went here and everybody said they knew you and loved you

The first U.S. commercial robotic launch to the Moon successfully lifted off Jan. 8 on the first flight of @ULALaunch’s #VulcanRocket. @Astrobotic’s Peregrine Mission 1 lander is expected to reach the lunar surface in February: go.nasa.gov/3NVw46S

Still wondering how this species survive in the wild.. 😅

Good morning, beloved. Choosing to love ain’t always easy. But it is always worth it. Today is a great day to overcome evil with good.

This is Beau. He is a textbook example of a golden retriever. They really will try to be friends with anyone. 13/10 for both