Every piece of clothing I own is too big and every piece of clothing I own is too small I’m losing my mind

Four day weekend almost over and I accomplished nothing 🙃

My grandma: “There’s these videos with newborn babies walking and talking…is that what they call AI?”

Valentine’s is over and I have not seen a single bag of speckled jellybeans 😡

All those people ..dead in an instant. I just pray they didn’t experience any pain or fear.

Who do I have to talk to to get a Glee rave? 🎤

The M/L is too small but the XL/2X is too big 🫩

If I Die Young came on and I started crying bc how am I older than Cory rn

We still have a hole in our ceiling

I wanna call off work so bad 🥲 but there’s no reason, I just straight up don’t want to be there

I’m 22. I just bought 5 bra’s all at once No help from my parents No handouts, no support While they partied, I worked Put your head down & work

There is just never enough sleep in the world

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I’ve jellybeaned too close to the sun

Nobody prepares you for the day you go out for an event and you’re the oldest person in the room 🫩

This tweet dates me like a mfer omfg

I feel bad for that monkey but I lowkey have to focus on myself right now

Why do men ask for your number just to not text you? Lmao to waste your time fr all that cajoling and for what

Questions I ask myself as I try to grow my bush out to Rapunzel length

Idk where melamine came from but I feel like it’s everywhere now!