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plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

never trust anyone who can bite an ice cream without flinching that shit’s not natural

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It costs $0.00 to be loyal It costs $0.00 to be consistent It costs $0.00 to be honest

high school made me realize that i really hate people

im naturally funny cause my whole life is a joke

me in ten years: "hey do u still like me, idk ur just being quiet" my husband: "babe im sleeping"

Me, two minutes ago: *intense feelings* Me, now: *no feelings present. unsure if there were ever feelings*

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i need a 6 month vacation twice a year

if i had a british accent i’d never shut up

friend: whats your favorite season? me: of which show? friend: me: friend: me: me: me: oh you meant like the weather

me: hey maybe today's gonna be a good day face: no hair: no family: no school: no life: no

do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things

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no longer forcing shit... it is what it is from now on

I miss him

I'm always the one... trying.... trying too hard when I dont get shit back lol

when my bra matches my underwear i really feel like i have my life together

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