Old photo of me and my life partner, Scruffy, on our wedding day. #BestialityIsNotACrime #FeelingOfZoophoria

Seems like yesterday I had my first litter of 6 man-pups 8 weeks after my wedding night. I only ate the 2 weakest ones. The other 4 grew up so fast and promptly stopped talking to me. 🤷‍♂️ #motherhood

Back when I was #NSYNC #LanceBass impersonator. Lol!!!

I love reading banned books. Just started my like 50th reread of my favorite. I just feel Hitler didn’t go far enough. I propose the eradication of the entire human race (or at minimum the men). So an Ogre like me can repopulate the planet with my lover/dog and soulmate Scruffy.

Who else hates when you got for a jog and immediately all 6 of your nipples start chaffing? 😤

Could you recommend a surgeon willing to attach more nipples/mammary glands Greg J. Marchand MD? When I have a large litter my 6 teets aren’t enough. Every Dr. I’ve spoken with gives me same response. “Get out of my office!” or “I’m filing restraining order!” *sigh* #ogreproblems

Hallelujah!!! #TrumpIsGuilty! Of course all the #Deplorables are claiming it’s a #KangarooCourt! What a load of 💩!!! The only kangaroo court I care about is kangaroo court(ship)…I’d love to get me some ripped/shredded kangaroo ass!!!#KangaroosAreDeadSexy #BestialityIsNotACrime

Yea I’m a #ChildGroomer. And proud of it!!! How else am I gonna keep my pups clean?!! #LickingEqualsLove #OgresForGrooming

I may be a liberal ogre but I’m still 110% against abortion. Such a waste! Anyone thinking of terminating their pregnancy reach out to me and I will adopt your baby! I promise not to eat them…. ….until after I fatten them up for a few weeks 🤤🤤🤤🤤 #HumanVeal

Just had a close call. I was just out walking my lover Scruffy. A toddler was fast approaching wishing to pet him. He has been known to get nervous/aggressive around them. Could have been a real bad situation. But I kept cool and calmly nailed the kid in the eyes with mace.😮‍💨

Don’t you hate when you’re clawing a new tunnel for your vast underground lair and you’re suddenly blocked by a neighbor’s in-ground pool? Or when you’re underneath a neighbor’s property and they’re playing music? Like “Hello?!! Trying to use echolocation to find worms here!!!”

All I did was call the police/fire dept on my neighbors cuz their grilling was mean to cows and releasing too much CO2 in atmosphere. AND I END UP ARRESTED FOR MAKING LOVE TO MY DOG/HUSBAND ON PUBLIC STREET!!! SORRY I PRACTICE AN ALTERNATIVE LIFESTYLE!!! #SoTiredOfBeingAVictim

Just saw two people talking on side of road through my telescope. I know it was about me and my ogre lifestyle. Why can’t people just mind their own business?!!!!

YES!!! KAMALA FOR PRESIDENT!!! I nominate myself as first female Ogre VP. I promise to advocate for nation wide abortion ban and for me to eat all the unwanted babies. Especially tasty, lean, migrant babies🤤. It’s a win/win. We can have our babies and eat ‘em too!!! #OgreVP

ⁿᵉʷˢ Barron Trump 🇺🇸 Stick with outing the treasonista in the fbi. Faster please!