❛ of course I am. ❜ he deadpans, pressing soft kisses to Edogawa’s pouty little mouth. so cute. ❛ you always get first dibs, so go ahead. ❜

my qrts in notifs disappeared so hello. 😔

twt is ugly. 😔

sigh. and why is Dazai being extra irritating this morning? I should've trapped him in my novel instead of his short partner.

if he comes near, I will. just for you.

eat you? I-

x. this is dazai and ranpo 🗿

... oh. I see. and what's to be done about that?

it has been a rather long time. hums.

it really has been. oops. I even ended up going off track in my recent novel.. it turned into smut.

yes, me. 😔 it's pure FILTH. I can barely believe I wrote it myself. . .

it's ... perhaps a mix of sadistic and masochistic. just a tad.

... sit on my lap and let's read it together.

I'll be waiting, baby.

i love being a #virgin . im just a virgin. #waitingformarriage

we're literally married, but okay.

remarriage? ... 🐒

you mean renew their vows?

we can do that if you really want us to. Poppy will be old enough to be a proper part of the ceremony, as well. it will be nice.

we also don't have to do it if you weren't serious. although.. it would be nice for her to see her daddy and papa get married again.. it's something to think about, at least.