Wait for it... 🙈🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🪑

Added to the list of things I’d never thought I would ever do - chased my eldest daughter around my mum/nan’s house with her dentures that fell out of her mouth whilst asleep. Being a parent can be challenging, exhausting, but it can also be fucking hilarious sometimes.

See you in hell, candy boys!

Nev Rhea Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Russian Garbage Human The boomer refuses to understand. You had it the easiest out of any generation in history and you fucked it up. History books will be written by us, and we will ensure future generations know you for the spineless, selfish cowards you are.

Can’t believe this bloke is once again going at people for what they look like. lol at no discernible jaw and bum fluff moustache. Bloke looks like he shaves with a flannel. Also amazed he can upload anything using his phone with those porcine digits of his.

The worst thing about the internet, is that the bigoted freaks and weirdos have got a voice, amplified. In the old days they would have met in a town hall with about 6 other people and been ignored. And eventually got old and died. And the world would not have been worse off.

Imagine this boy wants to fight you? If you don’t die laughing what do you do? Offer him some crisps?

Why would I waste a full tank of petrol to throw this fat fucking idiot around when he can just turn up to any number of events I might attend and get dealt with there? Also lol at this chubby mf offering me out to throw hands. He’s welcome to get one way ticket to London 🤡

scott Sure it wasnt just a normal Carpenter?

A story in 3 parts

😂😂

Doesn’t it ever get tiring constantly trying to look for the worst in everything?

Got car cleaned, pissed down with hailstones/ rain. I need a garage.

Spurs playing UCL football next season

You won Spurs. Enjoy the Europa League I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life Ange. You ruined my tweet completely so you could have a trophy. Now take your trophy and get out of my mentions.

Robert Jenrick just marched into my flat and logged me out of my girlfriend's netflix

Wondering how the Elon nerds are squaring this little tiff between him and the orange sultan currently sitting in the Oval Office.