⠀ — The gentlemen’s club was… huge. A large establishment filled with booze, cigars, and many forms of entertainment. — To get to the supposed target, she will need to… blend in. — Perhaps even dressing up in an employee’s uniform… ⠀

⠀ — All of the sudden, the Guild wishes to hire her… she seems like a perfect fit for the Guild just from this interaction alone~! ⠀

⠀ — [ #MILFMonday ] — Hiring a human witch in her 50’s from the Guild wasn’t something for the faint hearted. — Her magic has kept her in great shape, great health, and has kept her vigor as strong as she was in her 20’s! — Even three boxes of condoms weren’t enough… ⠀

Vanya prides herself on excellence. Where else could you find such a perfect cake?

ᴛʜᴇ ᴏʟᴅᴇʀ , ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ.. ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɢᴇ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴡɪsᴅᴏᴍ- ᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇ sʜɪᴛ..

Ashe now love doing her best to convince her citizen that they should open up a branch of the — 𝑮𝑼𝑰𝑳𝑫 𝑶𝑭 𝑽𝑬𝑵𝑼𝑺 — in her kingdom ~

⠀ — While such endurance was something not everyone had naturally, it could be trained. — As she took a big puff of those laced cigarettes, the aphrodisiac inside them coursed through her veins almost immediately… her cursed phallus growing hard, pulsating with need. ⠀

⠀ — We believe that sort of age would qualify her as a MILF… — The question is, how long will she last~? ⠀

⠀ — The idea was going to be controversial, but the Guild is more than happy to open up a branch in her royal highness’ kingdom~! — Provided, of course, that they are allowed to mess with certain laws and regulations regarding public nudity in the kingdom… ⠀

⠀ — See? You get it~! ⠀

⠀ — Ehhhhh… close enough, dear undead. ⠀

⠀ — In Iris’ defense… it was ALMOST a good idea. ⠀

⠀ — A certain Guild would like to hire her for 200 Gold an hour to just stand in front of their building in this exact outfit and this exact posture, like a living statue, almost. — 300 an hour if she also agrees to lets anyone who pass by do anything to her. ⠀

⠀ — That’s… yeah okay, we won’t say no to that deal! — She’s welcome to the front of the Guild’s entrance as soon as she’s ready. ⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⋆⁺₊⋆ ━━━━⊱༒︎ • ༒︎⊰━━━━ ⋆⁺₊⋆ 📲 New post from Li-Hua: "I know you've been craving Chinese takeout. I can be your meal today—" And she wonders why people call her goon bait..