I will keep my thing brief. Teach your kids your language, they will learn English in school!

defending a person & then experiencing why nobody likes them is very humbling.

I realized when you're a lil too understanding, people become a lil too inconsiderate of you.

artists aren’t this compelling anymore cus younger me swore this was a true story 😭

realizing that your face is literally a combination of hundreds of generations of people who fell in love!

i rebuke every negative thing said over my life even as a joke

I need a friend with benefits. Not sexually, I’m talking about nepotism, access, and privilege.

Customer service in Ghana is crazyyyyyy. Y’all need to sack everyone and get new employees. Why do yall act as if you are doing someone a favor it’s crazy

When life is kicking your ass and you see a notification of the free trial you forgot to cancel take the rest of your life savings

This was how a Voltic Bottle used to look like

i be so thirsty to laugh i be laughing before i even know what’s funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

that terrible moment when you realize you're sick of all the songs on all your playlists

I find short hair on women to be extremely sexy