going to my friends to get ready

spotify wrapped but it’s a every song you ever had on your myspace

The alarm rings 35 times Me:

incase you’re wondering what living in my city is like, I just watched a Facebook livestream of a guy I know cutting off house arrest anklet

did my parents subconsciously condition me to not let myself hangout with friends if my chores aren’t done

oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you

"black cats are bad luck" black cats:

no story will go unreplied to tonight

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

you’re laughing. oj simpson is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

Who wants to go to Four Seasons Orlando?

me getting ready to be the highest person at the grocery store

"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" well i asked tom nook and now i owe him 5 million bells

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD