“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

i’m going to be honest i am overwhelmed by how fucked up everything is

JD Vance Sorry but you were the only baby ever worth choosing crack over. Every time your mom neglected you was justified. Sorry. Amy Adams sucked in that movie too, sorry. Nothing you touch ever goes right. You should try some of Elon’s medicine sometime. Sorry.

Maybe I’m too much of a European, but I honestly can’t understand how so many Americans find it perfectly natural to be shot in the head on the spot for the slightest act of disobedience toward any sort of law enforcement. You might wanna revisit that "land of the free" thing.

JD Vance mom should’ve just stuffed you with crack out the womb. see what happens. for science. maybe you’d end up with a functioning brain.

Fine me I’m sick of this shit

Седя в тая умряла платформа, само щото ще е истинска забава когато тоя умре.

Ten years ago today, we lost the talented Alan Rickman. 🕊️

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

-Мамо,мамо, може ли курви. -Не, маме, имаме си курви у дома.

Being a European today basically means having a pretty excellent day until around 5 pm when the White House starts posting the dumbest shit you've ever had the misfortune to read. Every. Damn. Day.

WAIT THEY DID RELEASE THE PICS

when it’s finally your turn to be an adult and suddenly the economy starts getting worse and the price of everything goes up

Esqueefies

These first ten years of January have really been exhausting

Хайде котемца, в 19 ще се хванем за палците. Аман.

Поне слушаме тия патос за последно … еж лайна, Румбене

България има своят първи президент жена

Приемам вашите залози: как ще се казва партията на румборак?

this is going to be a huge inconvenience for russian security services