me after crying for six hours:

need me a ferb (a man who knows how to shut tf up)

Being MARRIED or COMMITTED to one person is a beautiful thing. Don't let these folks deceive you because they made the wrong choice. Ain't nothing better than having a soulmate, bestfriend, lover and protector all in one amazing person.

my lore is scaring the hoes away

y’all call it “holding grudges” i call it i saw who u are & i’m not unseeing it

ya’ll won’t believe who i’m in love with this week

He said it’s him or parties 😫 im crying omw to this addy rn 😭

I went to the love of my life lookalike contest and they all looked liked you

This man brought me out of my Twitter retirement he’s so embarrassing!!!

Ale went to The Weeknd concert without me two likes and i’ll unfriend her