if you want to make a character less evil you just have to give him a daughter

"i'm a top" "i'm a bottom" ok well i'm just a girl standing in front of a boy

i took a picture of 4 people earlier today

TOM CRUISE DIGGER OSCAR INCOMING

Innit bruv

Sometimes I wanna bite people but it’s not socially acceptable

They’re probably gay

Where there a will, there’s a way

fuck—

Diane Morgan will return as Philomena Cunk for a new series about movies titled ‘CUNK ON CINEMA’. Coming soon to BBC and Netflix. (Source: variety.com/2026/tv/global…)

In the 1940s, Diggers dressed in shorts and cowboy boots

I’m a child in a 20 year olds body cause I burst out laughing when I read the title of the next bond film

can’t wait to watch diane morgan tour the academy museum wondering who the fuck is oscar and ask industry people if silent movies were made before they had figured out how to record sound or it was because the actors just hadn’t learn how to speak yet

King rolls worst joint ever, asked to leave stately home

I’d love to hear what she has to say about the president of the movies