Me recommending some sci-fi book I’m reading. Scientist with a PhD: No. that’s not scientifically feasible.

I saw the matrix for the first time today.

Aggressive holiday driving skills brought to you by learning how to drive in NY and ATL.

Prosecco 🍾

Dipshit Derek.

Who Dat 😢

tis the season - the cat is already barfing up the Christmas tree.

We love Dipshit Derek.

The juxtaposition. 🥲 That’s right, I’m a nerd.

I kinda miss having an iPod.

lol I really do have eclectic taste.

I signed up for Duolingo because I want to understand what Bad Bunny is singing.

Doing power lifts to Dominick the donkey was a new one for me today. 😂 my CrossFit coach is awesome and I’m pretty sure it irritated everyone else as that song tends to do.

I love this song so much. 🥲

I need a name.

I’ve had the craziest week of my 30-something year old life.

I knew Dominick the Donkey was real.

Merry Beyoncé Country Christmas to all who celebrate. I think it’s just me and JayBee Three but that’s okay.

My autistic brother just cancelled his next 3 days because the guy on the Wheel of Fortune lost the bonus round. How’s your day going?