part of the fun of having an extravagantly rich brother is going to his house unannounced and waiting for him to notice, which he won't, for days, because he lives in a castle.

howdy!

i feel like there's a sleeping beauty joke to be made. we have that in common, you know.

read up on jester's privilege and think that over!

don't care didn't ask plus your jester's cap does not jingle with a merry tone that so pleases the king as mine does

like, you were asleep for a while! and my name is aurora!

do you wanna find out?

i'll bump you before you get the chance, bash!

soooo ooooold...

i'd already do anything for a trophy wife, believe you me.

not briar rose? eh! okay. what's with the sleeping habit?

oh, because i'm not pretty! ( seems she thinks this is obvious, but it doesn't bother her. to her credit, aurora has always seemed to be at peace — even happy — with who she is. ) don't worry, it's not stopping me.

what's up, hunt-bundt?

the ceiling's a motherfucker?

mhm. what happened with the ceiling?

what a problem to have. got any seeds?

( soft giggle. ) i know what i said.

like he has the room to.

how would he know?

he's not gonna kill you. especially not for no reason! he's more of a softie than you think.