Checking X really feels like you are microdosing mass psychosis wow

You ever disassociate so bad the O'Reilly auto parts song start playing in your head

What's y'all's favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That's my boy. That's my big dawg.

Imagine trying to sneaky link in the 1800s and your horse start screaming

Absolutely nobody: stranger things subtitles: “demogorgon feeding wetly”

Me: *closes threads* My brain: now what? Me: *opens threads again*

It’s not even procrastination anymore im lowkey not gonna do it

It's not the most ethical move in the world, but in a pinch you can hand off a cursed object to basically any baby.

You think you can hurt me? I’m still on the wrong psych meds.

Don’t flirt with me because I will depend on you for dopamine

"You’re overthinking this” Bro I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available

I am medium ghetto, I keep it classy, but deep down, I'll knock all this shit over.

Turn this shit up *Me, playing my own playlist*

Go ahead, snap into that slim jim, make Macho Man Randy Savage proud

Today marks 30 Years of FROM DUSK TILL DAWN! 🦇

No filler. Just riffs. Empty Glass set. youtu.be/itbXu-uQYBY?si…

If only they were…on time

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Riffs for days You won’t find this in the #EpsteinFiles

One good thing about the alternative halftime show was everyone’s catalytic converters were safe for about 20 minutes. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #kidrock sucks.