my kid gon be sick asf when i name them kuromi

Her Loss

yo: odio los hombres yo de novia:

Flights booked 😎 @Nolson_Ln

Mi jefa: ojalá la novia de mi hijo le quite lo borracho. Mi novia:

when my nephew says the bad word i taught him:

ngl my friends carried me through this entire year and for that , I’ll forever be grateful ❤️

When I give my friends advice but sprinkle in that “idk tho” at the end so i don’t get blamed

YEAH I’m down to go out again tonight

“The Gentleman behind you bought you this drink” The Gentleman behind you:

Wingstop corn>>>>>>>>

I find it hilarious how me and @samanthadeandaa only communicate in Spanish 😭

I just peeled a whole pomegranate for this man…if that ain’t love idk what is

Telling my kids these are Los Reyes Magos

that’s coo bc my bitches do bujería

happy international women’s day to all of you beautiful ladies! Se merecen todo el mundo y más💗💓💕💞

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