job shaming is so lame. everybody is just trying to survive.

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

why is silence considered awkward, i like to shut the fuck up sometimes

I 100% should be sleep but I can’t rn smh

I stay saying this bruh

Nonchalant don't mean I don't care, it means l accept whatever going on & not about to let it get me out of character.

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

Nothing is wrong with changing your opinion on something after learning new information. It's a sign of intelligence.

Me agreeing with people, so they'll just stop talking

Nigga look like Pootie Tang.

Stop telling black kids with great intellect that they act white. That is toxic

You don’t owe urgency to people who didn’t plan well.

I quite literally watched gas prices go from 2.50 to 3.19 in the last 3 days.

iphone: i’m gonna install this update tonight while you sleep … iphone: ok so i didn’t do it

I literally cannot engage with a person who has a hard time with understanding that multiple things can be true at the same time

Okaaaayyyyyy let me juuuuuuuust shaaaaaaaaare my screeeeeeen... okaycanyouseeit?

people need to realise that being smart academically does not equate to having common sense.

Hulu always got some bullshit going on man. Half the time I wanna watch something it’s erroring out and I go over to Netflix and it works fine so I know it’s not my internet. Hulu FIX IT

Why is Hulu so ass bruh. I swear this app never work