Witnessed the most amazing thing on the train to Edinburgh yesterday. A guy boarded in Wigan & sat opposite me. He went to sleep for an hour. When he woke up he bought a sandwich, ate it & went back to sleep. (This isn’t a maths test, you don’t need to know the distance/speed).

My 2nd: #AFCON 🇲🇦⚽ My 1st: Cameroon 2022. Now in Morocco I’ll be capturing the energised feelings amongst the fans, behind-the-scenes energy, and a country positioning itself for a future World Cup bid. Follow for AFCON through my eyes 👇🏿: tiktok.com/@rfourlagawo

Amazing..

UK government strategy 1. Announce contentious position 2. Spend political capital defending 3. Take largest possible popularity hit 3. Stop mentioning contentious position 4. Drop policy entirely 5. RETURN TO START

“The men have decided to give their Victoria Crosses to president Trump, sir.”

This is the full message the US president has sent to the Norwegian prime minister over Greenland. If Chat GPT had been asked to create a parody letter in the style of Donald Trump, could it have done any better?

Like pretty much everyone else I’d just assumed this supposed message was a parody, and a pretty unconvincing one as well. We are right to be scared.

We're seeing these bizarres attempts, such as the one below, to claim that Trump "won" Davos, and that the Greenland fiasco was all part of some grand masterplan that only the clever people understood. Don't buy it. It's garbage.

You know you're old when you're entering your birth year online and you have to spin that thing like you're on wheel of fortune.😂

This is like that time when Henry Tudor landed at Milford Haven and explained that he simply wanted to join Richard III's cabinet for the greater good of the country.

Exactly 175 years ago Leo Tolstoy wrote the greatest diary entry of all time

Brexiteers: We should ignore Europe and do deals with Asian countries. Starmer goes to China. Brexiteers:

Take a minute and watch the funniest thing you’ll see today.🤣 I had no idea Candace Owens was this bad at pronunciation because I don’t watch her.

That’s it..I’ve finally found my purpose in life. It’s only taken me 70+ years..

Hats off to the woman, she wasn't taking any shit from this vile little man who thought he could intimidate her! Credit to: frenchseason on Insta

Yes, it’s a terrific theme tune. Does Ski Sunday still exist and is that the music to it?

That’s odd because here is David Lammy describing Peter Mandelson as a “man of considerable expertise” and the “right man” to be the US ambassador. Looks like he is trying to save his own skin.

Brilliant, need more of this sort of thing..