My ass hurts.

Where 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 OITNB 👏🏻

Guys. We’re like supervisors at a camp and right now, there’s a bus full of these new arrivals and we’re all just waiting excitedly as it pulls up— waiting to see who it is. Characters are coming out of nowhere.

A few more days left.

It won’t be long.

Piper Chapman in a new prison. With a comical nickname. On a mission to get an extracurricular activity back to stop the feuding. Smells like season 1.

[smiles in under appreciated.]

[tears up in mentioned once.]

—;

Welcome back, Baxter Bayley.

[clings to @COBaxtcrBayley in forgotten character.]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ℂ𝕆 𝕊𝕦𝕤𝕒𝕟 𝔽𝕚𝕤𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕣 ↠ 𝙽𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚖/𝚁𝙿 ↠ 𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙰𝚄 𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚢𝚊𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚎𝚛 ↠ 𝙱𝚒𝚜𝚎𝚡𝚞𝚊𝚕 ↠ 𝚂𝟷&𝟸, 𝚂𝟼 ↠ 𝘓𝘪𝘵./𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘤. ↠ 𝙼𝚊𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚝 #OITNBRP

Gloria and Luschek? I’m fine. I’m totally fine.

Me: was excited all year for the new season and the activity it brings in the corner of these woods. Also me: *a character that wasnt featured in the newest season*

Is everyone still pumping here? I got bitter and completely forgot. I’ll try to drop in tomorrow.

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

⇢ 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙺𝚈 𝙽𝙸𝙲𝙷𝙾𝙻𝚂 ⇠ ⋆ ʟɪᴛᴇʀᴀᴛᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ ⋆ ᴘᴀʀᴀ - ᴍᴜʟᴛɪ ᴘᴀʀᴀ ⋆ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ ʀᴘ ⋆ sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴄʜᴇᴍ ⋆ ʟɪᴋᴇ & ʀᴛ

hola, hermanas.

When you upload a new photo to instagram and @COBaxtcrBayley doesn't like it within the first minute of posting.

Where’s your dumb dick lips, @COBaxtcrBayley?