Kanye dropping a meme coin in this market is like when the necrophiles would go to battlefields at night and have sex with the dead bodies during the medieval ages

this is like 4 9/11s back to back for the trenches

Bags packed with TRUMP, YZY, MELANIA, and LIBRA. Can’t wait for the bull market.

Trying not to dunk on ppl posting how much they lost on YZY

nothing gets me going more than a logarithmic chart that fits my bias

My only beef with football dot fun is that football is a terrible sport and I think hockey dot fun would be way better

Aaaaaah the yield farmooor

life was so much better 38 minutes ago

me and the fully allocated spot chads pulling up to watch the latest leverage wipeout and do nothing about it for the 85th time

This cycle has been the most lucrative thus far for the average pleb if you were actually willing to try things out 🤷🏻‍♂️

is one peanut butter sandwich enough to retire?

no PNL posting

I have the best wife because she asks "are we rich or poor right now" before asking to buy things and she never gets upset when I gotta tell her how poor we are again

NEW LEAK: Price sheet of 200+ crypto influencers and their wallet addresses from a project they were recently contacted by to promote. From 160+ accounts who accepted the deal I only saw <5 accounts actually disclose the promotional posts as an advertisement.

Imagine you’re a tier 5 KOL dad and your buddy asks what your kid does for a living and you gotta sigh and say he promotes shitcoins on the internet for $100 per gig

bags app? heaven "dex"? launchpadcoin? shut the fuck up