Is this you?

Unnecessary talking. Pls it’s ok to shut the fuck up.

Do white ASL interpreters have the pass?

A rich man entering the kingdom of heaven

this is some bullshit House would've done to a patient

no way they found waluigi mangione

NEVER DOOM.

When randy and I go to Buffalo Wild Wings for endless wings

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

Those of you who don't know what authoritarianism looks like...this is it. All the gaslighting about previous presidents "what about...!!! Is bullshit. I've been talking about the slide towards NOW for 30+ years. Those earlier concerns were nothing. Now we are HERE.

i made it better

Spending your final moments arguing with college kids about trans people is a painful reminder that our time on Earth is both precious and short, and we would be better served if we spent our time pursuing work that is meaningful and makes the world a better place.

me right after watching the newest Disney slop

Machinists really went off when they invented knurling

Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen