That one Kirk deep fake got me fucked up. Some of y'all aren't seeing heaven.

Since the ceasefire, everything feels brutally empty like the world hit “mute” but left all the pain running in the background. Nothing changed. Nothing improved. Just the same crushing reality, dressed up as (peace) Share our survival link with ur circle chuffed.org/project/154469…

Everyone should have a platonic relationship where you call each other "my love" and "beloved", as well sending good morning messages. (:

Remembering whenever something messed up happened, there'd be an episode of The Sopranos that was weirdly relatable.

Her: Yeah, I'd be open to that. Me:

One Battle After Another (2025; PTA)

Probably the most underrated films of the current decade.

Told a co-worker about my heart disease, and she said, "No cocaine for you." Me: Nah, that's white girl powder.

New header just dropped.

It’s a little weird when you first move here but eventually you just sorta get used to The Eye

Does Homer use the "whore" make up gun on Fortnite.

My car getting towed before i traveled for a threesome.

29, this me..

Trying to figure out what band this is.

Need Marty Supreme now.

Need a girl to look at me the way Young looks at Bob Dylan.

Sung Linda Linda with my boss last night and feel more vindicated than ever. open.spotify.com/track/5xO0ynhn…

He's so evil that he can at least admit. It's terrible but admirable.

trump loves a charismatic winner but he's also so dementia-addled that he agrees 100% with whoever the last person to talk to him was. he'll go back to calling zohran a communist jihadist after stephen miller gets in the room, and then it'll go back and forth like that for years