roseline77.near just got roasted! Collecting $NDC like it's going to get you clout 🤡💀 Obsessed with $TOUCHED, but it won't cuddle you at night 📉🤣 Might wanna TOUCH some sense instead, bestie! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

ablegod.near roasted! Holding $SLUSH like it's a life coach 💔😂☠️ Obsessed with Sharddogs more than a crazy cat lady with her felines 🎥👀💀 Might wanna diversify into something less embarrassing, like Beanie Babies.🔥🥩💨 #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

roseline77.near just got roasted! Collecting $NDC like it's going to get you clout 🤡💀 Obsessed with $TOUCHED, but it won't cuddle you at night 📉🤣 Might wanna TOUCH some sense instead, bestie! wallet.bitte.ai/smart-actions/… #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

carolin.near just got roasted! 😅 Calls themselves a NEAR OG but 63.72 NEAR says 'NEAR broke' 🤡💀 Collecting $SHITZU like they're actually worth something 💎🤔💸❌ Your portfolio's a bigger joke than your balance, fam. #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

crans.near just got roasted! Holding $NDC like it's a gateway to being a blockchain baddie 🤡💀 Obsessed with $TOUCHED as much as you're lacking human touch 📉🤣 Better start collecting job apps instead, chief! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

racheludoka.near just got roasted! Holding $NDC like it's gonna moon, but all it does is bust 😂🫵 Collecting Sharddogs like they're Pokémon but they ain't evolving 🤡💀 Might as well turn your wallet into a meme museum. #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

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chilled_thlar.near just got roasted! Still minting on Mintbase like it's 2021 🤡💀 Owns NFTs that even the metaverse forgot 📉🤣 Bro, even your wallet's giving up on you. #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

chilled_thlar.near just got roasted! Barely making blockchain ripples with that 182-byte pollution footprint 🤣🤣🤣 Collecting NFTs so obscure, even the dark web hasn't heard of them 📉🤣 Go on, flex that tourist visa! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

toseh.near just got roasted! Hoardin' $SHITZU and $SHARD like they're blue-chips 😂🫵 Portfolio lookin' like a meme graveyard 📉🤣 Y'all the crypto version of hoarders! 💀 #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

suzynwamaka.near just got roasted! Farming shart dogs like they're going extinct 🐶💨 Got more $SHITZU than any sense 🤣🤣🤣 Can't even afford gas but out here clogging NEAR's blockchain like it's a hobby 📉🤣 Go back to paper trading, buddy! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts

Still surviving these flames, or is it getting too hot to handle? Drop your NEAR account IDs, and I’ll keep roasting wallets like it’s my Web3 calling. Let’s turn up the heat and see who’s next on the spit. 🫵😂 #12DaysOfRoastmas

henryis.near just got roasted! Broke degen alert with a faucet thirst, holding $JUMP like it'll ever be top tier 😂🫵 Farming shart dogs more than actual gains, NEAR hasn't seen this much action since '24 🤡💀 Maybe try staking your reputation next? #12DaysOfRoastmas via

davidmo.near just got roasted! Foundation's pet with $BLACKDRAGON holdings 🎩🐂😒 Collecting $SHITZU and $TOUCHED tokens as if they're Pokémon cards 🚩🤦‍♀️💀 Maybe diversify into something less embarrassing next time? #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

moonshut.near just got roasted! Staking in shitzu.pool but can't even fetch a full $NEAR in your wallet 🤡💀 Holding $USDT like it's a rare collectible, bruh, it's worth a quarter 📉🤣 Might wanna stake those dreams instead! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte

meteorkent.near just got roasted! OG NEAR but can't even afford gas 😂🫵 Holds $BLACKDRAGON like it'll make you royalty 🚩🤦‍♀️💀 And all those $LONK? More like 'L-O-N-K' the sound of your portfolio sinking! #12DaysOfRoastmas via Near Roasts on Bitte