If Alphabet reaches apocalyptic singularity first, I’m not concerned. I’ve studied reCAPTCHA for years and have a stockpile of camouflaging fire hydrants, bikes, crosswalks, traffic lights, buses, bridges, and hills. I just hope the same ML isn’t being used at Waymo 😂

I’m subconsciously missing volunteering at Burning Man so much I decided to burn the crap out of my arm this morning. Time to confuse urgent care by referring to them as Rampart 🤪

Am I the only iPhone user who does not feel compelled to switch to Samsung because they think insulting me is clever? Dear Samsung, you’ve sucked since your rep acknowledged corporate espionage is your MO back in the ‘00s, your ads only make you worse. macrumors.com/2022/09/01/sam…

Just saw @fortunefunny in Orlando. I haven’t laughed that hard in a while, thank you so much!

I’m a bit 🤬 at Carvana CarvanaHelp. Not logged in search with my location specified shows free shipping, then indicate interest and login, now $490 shipping. Seems like old school car dealership bait & switch to me. Phone rep even agreed. Who do I report them to? #ScamAlert

Seriously had it w/ GEICO’s “GEICO Service Team” team. If I call in to say my claim team are crap communicators who won’t answer my questions & I just want answers so I can close my claim, connecting me w/ said crap communicators is NOT the solution. The fun drags on another day…🤬

I hadn’t served under great leaders for too long until a recent career change. I took time off from that to work an event this last weekend for someone I discovered is also an absolutely amazing leader. Let’s make this trend a pattern!

I ❤️ Peak Design 😂 youtu.be/9XiAN0dPBkk

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 15 years, since 12 Jan 2008 (via Twi Age 🥳).

When Spectrum increases my internet bill by $3/month without improving anything, I don't really have a choice 🤬 When Canva doubles the price (because features!) for a tool my agency has been forced to use by clients that will never compete with Adobe Creative Cloud, bye! 🖕