Birds with “it’s Nice to be nice” in their bio’s clearly aren’t nice enough to dm me back are they, fuckin nerds

I think those mushies have give me a bogeye

Me grandads funeral turned into a gaff for a moment there, nearly ended up on the patsy clines.

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That fella from Asda meeting Virgil is so so sick what a video

Just wasted about 3 an a half hours of me life with that Irishman mate

Oh my god Nicole fucking sherzinger Christ

Never seen a fanny me

Lewis Hamilton has had a fuckin nightmare there

Fake bangers or not

Blue Christmas

Had the pleasure of meeting the queen once at a charity do, She was surprisingly down to earth and VERY funny

The one true heir to the iron throne stepping up

*ANNOUNCEMENT* Christmas Eve he will be performing I’m selling tickets at £5 on the door. If your up for it 7pm start! 👍🏻

Love to witness a nine darter me