I eat it all on Christmas. I can be a geezer and a bush babe all in one. Roast in the early afternoon, Jollof in the late afternoon, curry goat in the evening. Bobs your uncle, Funke’s your aunt, let’s foken Ave it mi seh.

i realized , growing up, i never had a genuine best friend. it was always a closer friend above me, but i never had MY best friend. i recognized i was a floater friend as well. and i recognize how that still wounds me to this day.

My only problem with nepotism na say no be me, I wish say na me.

Being in a relationship doesn’t shield you from loneliness, because loneliness isn’t about proximity; it’s about presence. It’s not simply having someone beside you, but being truly seen, known, and considered. You can share a room, a home, even a life with someone and still

"You don't know fashion" The words of a mother that has bought you a dress that is absolutely not fashionable

Cashier: Your child will be very happy 35 year old me:

One day you just realise you’re no longer the youngest in the room.

Multi-cloud Engineer right now

I’m always in a rush to get back home so I can do absolutely nothing in peace. 😌 -introvert

I’m sorry, but if you don’t love breast, it will not be better for you.

fun fact: the reason ur internal body temperature spikes when infected is because viruses are using ur body to train LLMs. > we’re simply a walking data center.

Niggas don’t talk about how chasing your dreams make you anti social af

Sadly, I am a slow learner. It takes me weeks to understand something that my friends grasp in days. OTOH, once I put the effort, I "really" get it! So slow that I even realized it pretty late in life :) This realisation, and planning for it, helped me a lot!

I’m not built for the rat race - or any race, for that matter. But life doesn’t let you sit out that easily. I still need to keep running for a few more years.

Fortunately/unfortunately, I’m an introvert that loves bad bitches and that’s my problem

Watching myself become insane every winter

Q1 2026, I need that new job 🙏🏾

And I hope for what is left of my life, I’m a doer Not a “I want to”, “I might”, “I have plans to” I want to be a “I did”, “I am doing”