Guys how do i get my life together in 3 days

just looked at grok's media tab genuinely how is this shit not regulated yet

people in 1926: a hundred years from now, i bet we're gonna have flying cars! 2026: grok produce child porn

Just had a very nice sleep I sure hope i didnt miss anything important

oh my fucking god theres actually a chance that trump saw one of the many "grok put him in a bikini" posts

"Hmm, i wonder whats going on lithuanian instagram"

This mf mocking me

when you see a blue checkmark retweeting another blue checkmark within minutes of the original post (its a stolen post but i cant prove it)

Brad "Arm" Pitt

the virgin call of dooty: le americans are the good guys that can never do any wrong and always save the world from le evil russians/terrorists the chad spec ops the line: your squad just firebombed innocent civilians. Do you feel like a hero yet?

guys do i say 'genuinely' and 'literally' too much

just saw a €30/hour job offer for "voice recording from home" i looked into it and the first thing i see is "this is not a job offer - this is a project to teach AI how to speak lithuanian. You will receive a giftcard as a reward"

Im so close

why is my feed suddenly full of girls saying they wanna sext but seemingly not responding (dont ask me how i know this)

also, can i just say its ridiculously obvious when elongated musket or whoever has tweaked the algorythm because theres always a sudden, significant and completely random boost in maga-ish posts on my timeline lmao

So an artist was doing one of those "if this drawing gets 15,000 likes ill do a nude version" challenges and when she reached the goal - she released a cropped version and was like "teehee full on patreon~" Im so mad im legit tempted to feed her art to grok just out of spite

me casually checking twitter to see if the government of iran has collapsed yet