I would like to thank X for allowing me out of Twitmo for expressing my 1st Amendment rights. I apologize to Juan Broaddrick Juanita Broaddrick for referring to her mustache. Clearly Juan's tweets that contain racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, hate-filled rhetoric are just fine.

Fox News Reports that President Trump will allow American Citizens to sell their citizenship under his new $1M Gold Card Program. Americans who choose to sell & renounce their citizenship must pay the U.S. government a 30% commission on the $1M sale & leave the country.

Thankfully you have government-paid healthcare insurance, Nancy. You don't have to choose between feeding your family, paying for healthcare insurance, or fixing your truck. You're not one of us, Nancy. You're a multi-millionaire. 1% Mace.

Monotone Motor Mouth Teleprompter Trump sounds like they gave him an extra shot of cocaine today. Love, Ronald Reagan's Wayward Sperm

SNL Saturday Night Live - SNL can't parody Trump better than Trump is doing a parody of Trump on television right now. Motor Mouth Monotone Teleprompter Trump is having a Methamphetamine Meltdown.

Why not remove Kennedy's name completely and just call it the Trump Epstein Center. Love, Ronald Reagan's Wayward Sperm

Trump, 79, Struggles on Air Force One Stairs After Bombshell Health Confession, Announces Escalator to be Installed share.google/gD8ouXlstYpX6X…

ICE is sending 2,500 agents to Venezuela to deport all illegal Venezuelans. #TrumpEpsteinFiles

In court today, Nicolás Maduro stated that unlike Trump, he was not best friends with Jeffrey Epstein, had never been on Epstein's plane, on Epstein Island, or in the company of Epstein and underage girls. #TrumpEpsteinCoverup

2016 Mexico will pay for the wall. OK, the U.S. will pay for the wall. 2025 Venezuela will pay the U.S. to rebuild its oil infrastructure. OK, U.S. oil companies will pay to rebuild Venezuelas oil infrastructure. OK. OK. U.S. taxpayers will pay. Under Trump, we pay.

Fred & Mary Trump taught young Donald to wipe & wipe his lilly white ass until it was not only clean, but it bled & bled painfully, so bloody that it caused oozing & a puss-filled infection. That is what Trump is attempting to do to our world. Apologies if you were eating.

JD Vance Vice President JD Vance had the opportunity today to stand up and speak the truth after watching the senseless murder of Renee Nicole Good. He did not. He is a co-conspirator in the cover-up. Who will be the first member of the Trump Administration to speak the truth? Anyone?

Did you know that in South African Afrikaans, the word Grok is directly translated as Elon Musk Is A Flabby, Pasty, Ketamine Addicted, Small Dicked, Syphilis Ridden, White Supremacist Piece Of Shit. Love, Ronald Reagan's Wayward Sperm

Congratulations to Donald Trump for presiding over the WORST year of JOB GROWTH in over FOUR YEARS. Nice job FAT BOY.

Machado giving Trump her Nobel Peace Prize is like someone buying a Super Bowl Ring from a pawn shop.

It doesn't matter how many times Trump wags the dog, it will not push down and make us forget about his best friend, Jeffrey Epstein. #TrumpEpsteinPedoFiles

Why aren't more news organizations reporting on Trump's stroke? thedailybeast.com/doctor-points-…

"Nothing quite says America First like commiserating to the crowd of the World's Elites. You either stand up for America or you should sit down." - Katie Miller Enjoy Davos, President Trump. Katie Miller Donald J. Trump thedailybeast.com/katie-miller-a…

I have a concept of a deal for Greenland. The concept is that I'm a fucking idiot. The deal is that I'll slither away with my tail between my legs and hope that everyone forgets what I tried to do.

Republican politicians love the 2nd Amendment, until they choose to take it away from law-abiding Americans and murder them in cold blood. #AlexJeffreyPretti