The beard's gone.

Think I've muted more Lebanese than Zionists at this point.

It's true, wherever there's a football match, there's a Lebanese flag. My nephews at tonight's England v Ireland game (they look so alike, smallah).

Not even 11 hours into the new week and my phone almost got snatched out of my hand by a moped thief. My heart almost sank at the thought of losing my Twitter drafts.

Can someone link me to the original video or the guy's account? Badeh inshor 7areemo.

Waking up to tweets saying it's snowing, only to look outside and see it's snowing water. You're all getting reported.

Fi. x. your ke. yboa.rd w ba. la haba.l

My favourite Etsy purchase. Had to go through so many car tyre prints to find it.

Wish he'd come to my funer...I mean RIP Liam.

Great job, but what a shit tattoo.