I will literally never get into sports gambling, sorry. I already want to jump off a building when my team loses and you want me to lose money on top of that? sicko

GET IN ASKAROVS WALLS PLS MY GOD

they caught a baby shark in the net

NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS BUT WE'LL TAKE IT ALL DAY ALL NIGHT #GoAvsGo

ngl i knew nate was about to cook something here

again why do i love a team that doesn’t love me back

sherwood what the HELL is your problem homie

fine maybe they DO love me back a little

i think it’s okay to enjoy things when the world around you is terrible. it’s actually incredibly important to have something to look forward to, something to bring you joy. hope is literally vital.

me when there’s no avs hockey for three weeks: it’s for the best, we need some time apart also me:

just found out the broadcaster i chirped for his bad tan from my couch used to be an av for FOURTEEN seasons. apologies to all the avs historians out there would never happen again 🥀

olympic discourse is already worse than four nations discourse and it’s only been a day welcome to my nightmare

i realized i am not using my free will enough, why am i settling for one birthday treat when i can have several

my mans asked me to be his valentine with a heart shaped chicken nugget… this is how you keep “the magic” in a fourteen year relationship alive