A reminder that the Ukrainian commentator for #Eurovision, Timur Miroshnychenko, is broadcasting from a bunker in an undisclosed location tonight

#Eurovision #AZE In the bleachers. And is this the moment we get a key change? YES!!

#Eurovision #bel A Jeremy. Obvs v. talented. #biased. Right, Jo Jan (he/him, self-verif’d) ? Good song. Even if he looks oven ready.

#Eurovision #gre If we die? Kill me now. But I'm warming to it. Though the creepy floor lights are ick.

#Eurovision #isl Oh my. Icelandic Country music. I didn't know that I needed this in my life!! Possibly because I don't.

#Eurovision #mda Hey Ho Let's Go. With an accordion!!! And a fiddle! I can see this at the next stjohnshighpath ceilidh. Eurovision has come alive! Here for these fasshuns, hun.

#Eurovision #swe Barefoot. Channelling Sandie Shaw. And a decent song. How dare she.

#Eurovision #aus (Oh I know. Don't come at me.) With an outfit straight from the Met Gala. And a voice!!!!

#Eurovision #gbr #uk #thespaceman In any other year, this might win.

#Eurovision #pol Well it's not at all like 2014. Probably a good thing. But a bit stockbroker. With death eaters.

#Eurovision #srb Hands. Face. Voice. And a touch of the handmaid's tale.

#Eurovision #est Lucky last? I "hope" so. Little joke. Oh dear, more country. Sepia tones. Short trousers. Studded leather.

This morning I'm meeting "the batman" at stjohnshighpath. I'm afraid I may be disappointed that it isn't Michael Keaton. #showingmyage #Batman

Ready for #StraightLineCrazy at @EmpireCinemas thanks to National Theatre Live and my MiL. Very excited!

Beyond disappointed that His Majesty’s Passport Office has let down two 16yos because an application they've had since April 21 still hasn't been processed. Stephen Hammond has been great. But flights now cancelled and tears being mopped.

10/10 for Stephen Hammond's team who were utterly marvellous dealing with the His Majesty’s Passport Office shambles. 💐 Teens ready for their pre A-level trip now!

Excited to see TJR NEWS ONLY at Bath Pavilion. Miss almost-17 wants to know what advice would each of her characters give each other if they were in a room together.

While I can't guarantee that this will be heard at stjohnshighpath Parish Ale on Friday, there will be shanties, Morris, food, beer, cider, gin and more!!