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A peace offering. He’s welcome.

Only because his girlfriend and mother of his children became his new target. With her ear-splitting shrieking. Ever considered a muzzle?

His hit list consists of Haley and Kitten. Haley is the priority.

He’s eating grapes.

Who said anything about bedrooms?!

People just go to sleep in their bedrooms, right? Because they need rest?

He’s passed out, face up, on the ground after stuffing himself with all the cookies he could find.

Did the dog get run over?

😃

Swearing in alien ✨

He was just asking!

The dog is talking about killing someone out her in a crate!

Fuck no.

SCREAMS!! HE’S GOT RABIES NOW-

REEEEED ROBIN- YUMMMMM

Ran away from home because no one wants to spend the weekend with an ugly/smelly dog. In need of new mum now.

Dramatic screeching!! He hasn’t been fed in over THREE DAYS.

<— Wants to be a vampire

“ 🎶. . . ” He’s lying face up. Needs food . . .