I think it was supposed to be a pool party. Funny thing is I don’t remember swimming

That pale ass is going to look like it got a sunburn 🥵 by the time I’m done with you

You can’t match that teenie stamina. They came right over from a weekend long music fest, up straight for 3 days and look at them still go

Don’t tug so hard they are getting a little bit sensitive at this point

Where did the third one go licking my other ball?

What do you think my body count is?

When you have to teach the next generation how it’s done

I’m not sure what gets me harder… the braces or the dumb feminist hair

I really don’t care if she’s passes out

When she doesn’t wear pigtails you have to make due

It’s just involuntary sleep spams

This is the best alarm clock

Now your starting to look pretty

It’s nice sometimes just to lean back and have someone else do all the work

Look how nice and gentle I am when they tell me it’s their first time

Goon yourself silly while you wait for it to be your turn

There is no such thing as the wrong hole. Only the wrong girl

Now your ready for classes today

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This years dance team initiation is coming along quite nicely I believe