Conspiracy theorists who keep saying there’s “no way” the hurricane could have intensified so much without some human cause are so close to getting it.

After I get home from work and ask my Tesla robot if it took the meat out the freezer

Your Tesla robot tryna tell you that you musty

Someone discovered an arbitrage hack between Amazon and Temu

Cuando los robots de Elon Musk lleguen a México

Who did this? 😂

let’s goooo!!!

The Ref intercepted the pass and then got TACKLED 😂😂😂

when children get into the "why" phase, it is the dad's duty to step in and drive the children to exhaustion with explanations deeper than they could have expected from this perspective, it's clear that mansplaining serves an obvious evolutionary function

Really is a tough call. On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman Quite the dilemma

Today is the day everyone! #ElectionDay | #TheBoys

About to be refreshing this page like I’m waiting for the Ticketmaster queue to open for a random ticket drop

Remember kids he was murdered by his fellow soldiers after he started questioning the war, and now the NFL disgraces his memory to use him as a recruiting tool

when he was mayor of san francisco, before gay marriage was legal in california, Gavin Newsom just started issuing marriage licenses to gay couples. Ppl came from all over to get married legally (even if it was only temporary). It was very "what're you gonna do to stop me?" vibes

The people who make $700 an hour have convinced the people who make $25 an hour that the problem is the people who make $7.50 an hour.

you come to me, on the monday of a short week requesting real work to be done?